Woot, rant time


1. Mac vs. PC

Who the hell cares? Both have advantages and disadvantages. Macs look great but are too expensive and incompatible with other technologies. Microsoft works fine and saves you money, but... Vista. Enough said.

2. Fandom slash

Nothing against shippers, but slash is just annoying. Maybe it's because I'm not into romance (although 2(or more) characters passionately kissing despite hating each other most of the time = romance? Yes, I'm looking at you, Drarry). I just find cannon pairings much more...natural, I guess? Boring, still; pairings aren't exactly my thing. What bothers me most is the sick pairings like [tw]incest and pedophile kinds... what is up with those? Does no one notice how disturbing it is for a Hogwarts professor to be screwing a teenage student? Nothing magical about that.

And pedophilia brings me to my next point...

3: Twilight

Edward is over 100 years old. Bella is 17. There's something fucked up with that. And the fact that Stephanie Meyer writes like a horny teenage fanfic author to glorify immortality, perfection, being shallow, and to bring feminism back to the dark ages just helps enforce the fact that the series freaking sucks vampire sparkle spooge.

4. Snow

It's cold and wet and blinds you in the sun. But at least people wear socks in the winter...

5. Feet

I hate them. I can't look at them without falling into throes of discomfort and mental agony. I need help D:

6. Chapter 31 of Deathly Hallows

I will never forgive JK Rowling for what she did. I've gone through the stages of grief as a result; shock & denial, anger & bargaining, depression...
Fuck you, Rowling. I reject your reality and substitute my own! /denial

Oh, its July 27th... happy birthday, Mom! It's already much better than last year. That shit was crazy.


Whoa, you actually read all of that? Sweetness. You deserve an e-cookie.